May 20 - Nocturnal Commissions will be TOUCHED BY HIS NOODLY APPENDAGE!!

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Look! There in the sky! It’s a bird… it’s a plane… it’s a giant glowing moon with a curious habit of pointing its finger and winking… no, it’s a flying spaghetti monster!

(AHHHHHHHH! YIKES! ZOINKS! SCREAMING AND PANIC AND SUCH!)

No no, relax! This flying spaghetti monster is totally tame. Surprised? Well, sure you are. This guy is full of surprises! Why, would you believe that this one time, at band camp….


But we’re getting distracted. Mister Monster has joined us today because he has become a big part of our lives, and we want to share him with you. Because we share everything with you. Even the flu. (Sorry about that).

That’s why, on May 20th, 2012, Nocturnal Commissions once again invites you to join us so we can all be…

Touched By His Noodly Appendage!

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It’s always a surprise, living with the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Oh yes, he lives with us (you can’t prove he doesn’t) and boy, does he have some wild adventures. Whether it’s carousing around the galaxy with Boba Fettuccinni, or hanging out at the hot new Italian club, La Sagne, that FSM is one saucy guy – and he loves to party! So get ready for rave-ioli with world class hardcore talent like:

DJ SHIMAMURA [Japan] – SHOT MUSIC / DYNASTY RECORDS

The undisputed king of Japanese hardcore, Shimamura is known around the world for his incredible energy, his Bastard Pop remixes, and his vocal-driven hardcore anthems. Nocturnal Commissions is proud and excited to share his intense hardcore with you for his first ever Canadian appearance!

JB-C [UK] w/ MC OBIE [UK] – Essential Platinum

Nocturnal Commissions has consistently worked to find break-out new acts as they climb to the top of the charts, bringing fresh faces to the hardcore scene like Joey Riot, Mike Vapour and Prospect . That’s why, when we saw JB-C perform at HTID In The Sun last year, we knew we had to get him over here straight away to share his distinct blend of upfront hardcore with the best ravers in the world you!

SaiyanCanadian Hardcore Collective, DJSaiyan.com

Xphox b2b TempestNocturnal Commissions, Casualinsertion.org

ad hocNocturnal Commissions, Nu-Rave.com

DynamicNocturnal Commissions, Occupy Wall Street

MCs: Obie [UK], Everybodies Daddy, Dynamic

Nocturnal Commissions is known around the globe for the top-notch quality and incredible energy of our events (and of our ravers!) which means you can, as always, expect:

- TRIP and Happy Rave concession booths for all your raving needs!

- World-class décor from our own Dream Builders!

- Custom-built lasers and lighting from Lambda Point!

- Fresh fruit and candy giveaways through the night to keep your energy up!

- An invisible but totally, actually, for-sure real Flying Spaghetti Monster. Maybe two!

- A long-running Nocturnal Commissions tradition, the one and only Kandie Kontest! Bonus points for noooooooooooodles

- Free CD giveaways from the Nocturnal Commissions crew!

- And most of all, that one-of-a-kind, ultra-energized,  full-on-double-noodle, ravetacular vibe that YOU bring with you to each and every Nocturnal Commissions rave!

[b]We will be making a very important announcement about Nocturnal Commissions; we hope you’ll be there to share it with us.

Venue: The Rockpile – 5555 Dundas St. West, Toronto

Doors open at 9 PM

Tickets available from Shanti Baba (546 Queen West) and the Happy Rave booth

To purchase online using Paypal, go to www.NocturnalCommissions.com

$25 Early Bird (Until 03/24/2012)

$30 Advance

$40 At The Door

This event is 16+, with a 19+ licensed area for those who are more cheerful when they’re beerful.

Questions? Email  This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it  for help, or text (647)520-1848 on the day of the party!

PLUR, ROAR, and OHMYGODWHEREDIDALLTHESEMEATBALLSCOMEFROM in full effect!